第044期——NVIDIA 要完了吗?与 ChinaTalk 的紧急播客 | Dylan Patel、Jordan Nanos、Jordan Schneider
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- 本期将 Jensen Huang 据称离职一事置于出口管制执法危机的框架下,认为其影响超出 NVIDIA。 嘉宾把这场危机与芯片被指转运联系起来,但 Nanos 区分了间接证据与证明 Huang 知情的证据;Patel 提出董事会掌握证据的推测时加了限定:「如果让我猜」。合法的海外租赁与非法实体走私,在他们看来是两个不同问题。
- Patel 认为,可远程切断的美国算力能让华盛顿对中国 AI 保有重要筹码。 全面断供可能招致反制,打击美国服务器仍依赖的供应链;通过美国控制的云平台出租算力,则保留了「一键全部关停」的能力。Schneider 不认同外界默认中国拥有升级冲突优势,并认为北京或许会欢迎 RASA,以此推动国内替代。
- 向中国出租 GPU,既能增加美国利润,也能让中国竞争对手持续承担高昂算力成本。 Patel 估算,按当前价格,每兆瓦可为 NVIDIA 带来700万美元利润,为云服务商带来700万至1,000万美元收入;Meta 的算力成本可能只有 ByteDance 的四分之一。他还称,美国开放模型应用的 ARR「远超100亿美元」,Schneider 则追问:稀缺的吉瓦级算力是否能在美国前沿实验室创造更大价值。
- MATCH 获得最明确的共识,因为设备管制会限制中国制造业的扩张规模。 嘉宾支持在 EUV 之外限制先进 DUV;Patel 用拼图打比方,主张「直接掀翻棋盘」,而不是只留下一块缺失拼图,让中国设法补上。Schneider 称 Ascend 的水平可比 Hopper,并指出中国开发者正在支持国产加速器,这让设备瓶颈的影响愈发关键。
- 打造美国开放模型领军者,需要人才、算力和数据高度集中,光有大笔预算不够。 Patel 认为 Moonshot 的技术水平「可能不逊于美国实验室」,短板在算力和部署;Schneider 补充了数据。NVIDIA 投入 Nemotron 仍未胜过中国开放模型,印证了 Patel 对「几亿美元就能解决」这一说法的回应:「不只是钱的问题。」
- Schneider 认为 NVIDIA 未来两到四年大概率仍能保持良好状态,Patel 则看到执行风险不断累积。 供应链优势和 Rubin 路线图支撑近期前景,但 Schneider 把高管留任视为未来一年的观察指标。Patel 的下行情景包括良率爬坡放缓、路线图延误,以及 NVIDIA 可能在2029年失去芯片领先地位和供应链多数份额:「没有 Jensen 掌舵,硬件进步就是会变慢,这一点毫无疑问。」
- 继任问题也暴露出技术领导权和国家干预边界上的未决争议。 Patel 警告,财务、技术和销售部门之间可能爆发「内战」,且目前由财务部门主导。Schneider 倾向 Colette Kress,Nanos 则希望她能做好。Schneider 把干预比作 NVIDIA 被「国有化」,Patel 和 Nanos 断然反对,称此举是在执行出口法;合法芯片销售和公开游说仍然可行。
1. NVIDIA 领导层震荡引发出口管制执法之争
- 嘉宾从 Huang 离职谈起,随后把个人行为指控与芯片被指转运区分开来。Schneider 和 Patel 认为,走私问题影响更大;Nanos 则指出,关键证据在于 Huang 是否确实知情并参与其中。Patel 明确表示这只是推测:「如果让我猜,董事会手里有相关证据。」
- Schneider 描述了一起被指涉及 Supermicro 的操作:去年9月,一名台湾员工用吹风机转移服务器贴纸,让假机器通过审计。Schneider 称该员工正在配合检方。Nanos 追问如何解释 NVIDIA 停止披露新加坡收入;Schneider 坚持认为,下一步必须查明 Huang 是否知情。
- Patel 强调,海外 GPU 租赁「完全合法」,并将马来西亚云端访问与芯片实体走私进中国划清界限。Nanos 将 NVIDIA 面临的选择概括为「法律字面」与「法律精神」之间的冲突。
- Nanos 和 Schneider 称,拜登时期的扩散框架是没有得到执行,而非被正式废除;他们认为相关内容是 BIS 指引,并非常规意义上的成文法。Schneider 提到,2025年5月的脚注承诺出台替代规则,但新规始终没有出现。Patel 对此感到意外:「我以为我们得重新通过这些规则。」
2. Patel 希望中国对算力的依赖仍可随时切断
- Patel 的国家利益框架有两个目标:扩大美国的 AI 领先优势,并管控中国获取算力。他认为,如果全面禁止中国企业持有、部署和租用算力,中国可能反制,打击 NVIDIA、Google 和 Amazon 服务器所依赖的零部件供应。他提到,NVIDIA 最大的 PCB 供应商来自中国,并指出华盛顿一再不愿承受供应链调整的代价:「显然,我们没有决心拆解供应链。」
- 他理想中的平衡,是在不引发供应链断裂的前提下,把中国可用算力压到最低,同时确保美国拥有最大程度的监督权。美国控制的超大规模云服务商可以在海外出租 GPU,让数据留在中国境外,并在局势升级时切断访问:「可以一键全部关停。」堵住这条路会增加走私和建设国产替代的动力,也会让北京失去维持现有安排的理由。
- Schneider 反驳称,中国领导层可能会把 RASA 视为施压工具,借此对不愿放弃 NVIDIA 的企业施加影响;不应想当然地认为中国拥有「升级冲突优势」。他提到,2022年、2023年和2024年实施管制后,中国并没有采取相当规模的反制。Patel 回应称,那些规则都留有漏洞,后续贸易争端最终以妥协收场,是因为华盛顿不愿承受代价;他还说两人的立场「总体上非常接近」。
3. 中国租用算力,可为美国 AI 生态输血
- Patel 估算,按当前价格,每兆瓦大约能带来700万美元 NVIDIA 利润,以及云服务商700万至1,000万美元的收益。要求中国企业租用而非购买,能让这部分利润留在美国。在 ByteDance 与 Meta 的例子中,Meta 的算力成本可能只有 ByteDance 的四分之一,因为这家美国竞争对手可以避开部分加价。
- Schneider 追问,流向马来西亚的吉瓦级算力是否更适合直接交给 OpenAI、Anthropic 和 DeepMind,用于改进模型和创造收入。他以 TikTok 在 Instagram 广告上花费数十亿美元为例反驳:收到竞争对手的钱,并不能证明放任对手继续竞争在战略上明智。
- Patel 明确称自己的回应是在替反方辩护:美国使用开放模型的应用公司,合计 ARR「远超100亿美元」。他说 DeepSeek 的收入低于 Baseten 和 Fireworks 等美国模型服务商。「美国从中国模型身上赚了很多钱」,美国企业因此获得收入,能够继续加大投资。
- Schneider 补充了双方的技术联系:中国的 NVIDIA 和 AMD 团队负责 GPU 上电调试,并参与底层硬件和软件开发;出生在中国的研究人员则供职于美国前沿实验室。局势升级可能切断这些难以重建的关系:「我认为这是一条单行道。」Schneider 还说自己会向中国的人学习。嘉宾随后讨论,美国是否应接受更多限制,以进一步扩大领先优势。
4. MATCH 瞄准中国扩大产能所需的设备
- Schneider 称,MATCH 将管制范围扩展至先进 DUV 光刻设备,并覆盖 EUV;他表示 EUV 一直没能进入中国。他主张阻止日本、荷兰和韩国供应商填补美国设备管制留下的缺口。在这一点上,嘉宾意见趋同;Patel 最后直言:「通过这该死的 MATCH 法案。」共同目标是限制中国大规模制造先进芯片的能力。
- Patel 用拼图作比:「拿走一块,他们就会设法造出那一块;把整个棋盘掀翻,事情就难多了。」他的方案是限制价值较低的生产投入,迫使中国购买越来越昂贵的产出:从设备到芯片,从拥有芯片到租用算力,再到直接购买 AI 服务。这样会加大中国在这场规模竞争中的成本劣势。
- Schneider 称,无论是否实施 RASA,国产替代都在推进。今年2月,GLM 已支持7种国产加速器:Huawei、Moore Threads、Hygon、Cambricon、Kunlun、MetaX 和 Enflame。DeepSeek 发布了面向 Huawei Ascend 的 megakernel;美团称 LongCat 完全使用 Ascend 训练。他的对比很直接:「没人会用 AMD 训练」,而中国开发者却在支持一整套国产技术栈。
- Schneider 认为,模型能力差距有所扩大,但芯片差距「比以往任何时候都小」;他把 Ascend 与 Hopper 相提并论,并称 Huawei 的 Kirin 手机芯片性能不逊于甚至超过 Apple。他再次强调产量:生产1,000颗芯片和生产100,000颗不是一回事。要实现有经济价值的部署,需要兆瓦级先进硬件;限制设备供应,正是限制规模扩张。
5. 几十亿美元也无法保证打造出开放模型领军者
- Schneider 追问,为什么美国企业没有投入几十亿美元,做出一个能胜过 Kimi 或 DeepSeek 并开源的模型。Patel 回答:「不只是钱的问题。」人才集中在 Anthropic、OpenAI、DeepMind,或许还有 Meta,其余分散在上百家初创公司。他认为 Moonshot 的技术水平「可能不逊于美国实验室」,短板在算力和部署;Schneider 补充了数据。
- Schneider 指出,NVIDIA 已经试过:公司在 Nemotron 上的投入,并没有做出胜过中国开源模型的产品。「你需要算力、人才和数据。」Patel 总结称,中国实验室的工程与研究水平非常高;加大支出并不能自动复制这种能力。
6. NVIDIA 的护城河仍在,但执行速度可能放缓
- Schneider 不认同从 Huang 离职直接推导出 NVIDIA 会跌至归零。短期订单能否兑现,取决于公司能否按既定路线图推进 Rubin 和 Rubin Ultra;供应链控制、销售与支持、与新兴云厂商的联系、对实验室的投资以及资产负债表实力,仍是支撑因素。「NVIDIA 现在仍然是自己最大的对手。」他认为,公司未来两年、三年甚至四年依然表现良好的概率「非常高」。
- 他判断未来一年的关键指标是留任情况。NVIDIA 过去鲜有备受关注的高管离职;他特别提到 Rene Haas 转投 Arm。如今,风投可以拿出数十亿美元创办芯片公司或实验室。如果一年内出现多人离职,他会「非常担心」;如果团队继续在 Colette Kress 或 Ian Buck 这样的新兴技术领袖带领下协同工作,他会更有信心。
- Patel 随即指出,公司执行层面的风险正在上升:Rubin 制造问题和良率爬坡可能需要更长时间才能解决,因为决策要层层经过委员会。SemiAnalysis 自己也曾不得不发邮件给 Huang,才能推动开源软件问题得到修复。「事情解决得更慢,事情由委员会来解决,问题也不会一路上报。」DeepSeek 和 Moonshot 软件适配放缓、Rubin Ultra 改进延迟或供应商分配变弱,都可能拖累出货量和性能。
- 他举 Volta 为例:Tensor Core 原本距流片只剩3个月时才加入,是 Huang 坚持修改,尽管工程师当时认为需要6个月。Patel 认为,如果类似干预发生在上百项决策中,下一代 Feynman 架构可能会更晚到来,设计也更保守。到了2029年,NVIDIA 可能既没有最好的芯片,也不再占据供应链的多数份额。他的结论斩钉截铁:「没有 Jensen 掌舵,硬件进步就是会变慢,这一点毫无疑问。」
7. 继任安排留下公司自主权之争
- Schneider 强调,2026年的有力竞争对手比2022年更多,并追问离职高管创办的新公司是否可能增强西方生态。Nanos 以 Steve Jobs 离开后的 Apple 为例,说明失去创始人未必会损害股东回报。Patel 看好 Charlie Kawwas 的技术与商业能力平衡;Schneider 则更倾向 Colette Kress。Patel 警告,财务、技术和销售部门之间可能爆发「内战」,而目前掌权的是财务部门。
- Schneider 称,他无法想象 Kress 不知道涉嫌芯片转运的事情,并预测国会将展开调查。Patel 承认:「我们不知道这张关系网到底有多深。」Nanos 则反驳说,在董事会接受情报简报后,立即任命一名完全知情且参与其中的内部人士「非常奇怪」。这段交锋呈现了对高管知情程度的不同推断,并未证明 Kress 涉及其中。
- Schneider 把此次干预比作 Jack Ma 消失一事,并称他们正在目睹 NVIDIA 被「国有化」。Patel 和 Nanos 断然否认这一说法,称这是在执行出口法。Patel 说,Huang 本可以在规则允许的范围内出售 H20 或 H800;Schneider 则表示,依法游说仍然可行。临近收尾时,两人的分歧仍未化解:「从‘别违法’到‘被国有化’之间,还有很大的空间。」
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All right. Hey, Dylan. Hey, Jordan. Thanks for joining. Did you guys hear? The CEO of the world’s largest and most important company just resigned.
Nuh-uh. Are you serious? Are you serious?
Wait, what? What happened?
What could possibly have led to that?
I mean, there are allegations of some pretty serious conduct violations here. Apparently, you can’t sleep with your subordinates and Chinese intelligence assets—
Oh, what’s the point of having subordinates?
—and keep your job. Yeah.
Wait, Jordan. We’ve got Elon, we’ve got Sergey. Everyone in Silicon Valley—once you get to a trillion dollars, I think you’re legislated to start sleeping with your subordinates. There must be something else here.
Yeah. I think the trillion-dollar class might be fine, but once you get to $5 trillion, then you have problems with this sort of stuff.
Then woke 2.0 really starts coming after you. Oh, my God.
3.0, maybe.
—
Yeah, we’re rotating back.
So, yeah, this is truly a momentous day, a momentous moment for the future of America, China, and artificial intelligence, where Dylan somehow looks bored after all of this, or just drained. I don’t know. How are you processing it?
Dude, I don’t know. You look up to some guy, this guy, and then he does these things. It’s not fun.
Yeah.
Look, there are a lot of things going on and a lot to contemplate. Given we’re China Talk, we shouldn’t even talk about the future of NVIDIA. We should talk about the future of open source and AI, and China–US relations.
I’ve obviously been a hawk, or a fucking bald eagle, as we said in a prior podcast, for quite some time. At the same time, I’m worried this is going to be used as cover to pass really stupid laws. Obviously, NVIDIA without Jensen is a much weaker company. Whether you think NVIDIA’s interests are the same as America’s national interests is something most people would probably say yes to, though some people in the audience would probably say no.
It’s pretty clear NVIDIA’s chips were ending up in China, knowingly or not. It was probably knowingly. Jensen and NVIDIA were the biggest defenders against not shipping chips to China, and now they’re gone and out of play. So what regulations pass? I hope this means the MATCH Act passes, right? That’s far more important for US national interest than the RASA Act. RASA is a pretty dumb bill. Biden-style diffusion controls should totally be done, but if the US government passes RASA, that’s going to be a big issue. It’s probably going to be really bad for American interests in the short, medium, and long term.
Those are the key aspects of it. The other undertone is that you can’t just ban everything, because China can and will use the fact that its components are in every single NVIDIA server, every single Google server, every single Amazon server, et cetera. You can’t get materials or build these things without them. There’s a level of tit for tat here. I don’t know. I think those are the main things for this audience.
You can add a—well, I think this is a crossover one, right? We should talk about the future of AI a little bit too. But we opened with MATCH and RASA, so let’s start there. The MATCH Act, for those who haven’t been tuning in to my MATCH Act shilling over the past few months, is this idea that advanced DUV lithography, alongside EUV, which already hasn’t been able to get into China, shouldn’t be able to go into China.
Allegedly.
Allegedly, shouldn’t be able to go into China. RASA is slightly different. It’s aiming to close the “cloud” access loophole, by which Alibaba, Tencent, and ByteDance can legally access GPUs that are banned from being imported into China by setting up cutouts in Malaysia, which you guys have done such a great job of untangling.
Jordan, do you share Dylan’s skepticism about RASA and its potential fallout? Or maybe, Dylan, why don’t you expand on why you think it’s such a bad thing?
What is the US national interest? Is it to maintain as large a lead on AI as possible, and to control China’s access to AI as much as possible? If your goal is to maintain the largest lead for as long as possible and maintain control over China, you don’t prevent China from having any compute, because that actually means the US will have no compute either.
If you full-scale ban anything, I believe China will just start enacting economic war. I don’t know if you remember: in 2022, I stayed up all night and wrote the October 7 chip restrictions regulation. I said China and the USA were officially at economic war. Or I said it was a new Cold War, an economic war. In there, I found about 20 loopholes that I posted about that very night. I’m just one dude, not an army of lawyers—
—and was hoping they’d get patched. Many did not get patched, and they still aren’t patched.
One of the key aspects of the original restriction, which I think is mostly true, is that there’s civil-military fusion within China. The Chinese military and state will and can apprehend any resource for military and intelligence purposes, even if it’s a completely commercial thing. We’ve seen it with things like Douyin and TikTok already, and that’s as consumer-facing as you can get. So clearly they do utilize it.
At the same time, they’ll also enact and respond in certain ways. We’ve seen this with the trade wars, with some of the auto tariffs, with our auto plants almost shutting down, and with threats around rare earth minerals. China has threatened or taken some actions and then pulled back to show its fangs.
If you ban chips completely from China, including rental and deployment, there’s no reason for China not to blow the whole thing up. You have to have some tit for tat. The optimum thing for American policy is to figure out the minimum amount of compute China can have with the most American oversight, so they won’t blow up the supply chain. We clearly don’t have the stomach to disentangle the supply chain. We just don’t, over and over again.
Given that, you can’t have China have no chips, period, either internally or from abroad. That will blow the whole thing up. But to minimize the amount of compute and maximize control, you can have Biden-style diffusion laws for certain companies. Yes, it’s basically a bill written for hyperscalers, but hyperscalers can rent to Chinese companies, with America having the power to say, “Hey, turn it off at any moment.” You want all of their compute to be like that.
If you allow Alibaba, Oracle, ByteDance, Moonshot, or whoever to rent compute from American companies outside of China, that’s supremely awesome if it’s their main access to compute. China won’t want to send its data externally in many cases, and if it does, it’ll probably be stuff the US intelligence apparatus can handle. And if shit goes tits up, you can turn it all off.
Whereas if you turn off remote access, there’s even more incentive to smuggle, ramp up your own domestic industry—which they’re going to do anyway, by the way, which is why you need the MATCH Act—and really prevent any reason for them to continue the status quo. A lot of Chinese industry is dedicated to making American compute, at least in the electronic space, for American companies. The largest PCB supplier to NVIDIA is a Chinese company, for example. It’s not just NVIDIA, of course.
I think you have to approach it from a game theory perspective, and the best thing for America to do is allow remote access to GPUs, because the alternatives are much worse.
Yeah. A few pushbacks on that. I think there’s a piece of the Chinese ecosystem, Xi Jinping likely included, that’s deeply embarrassed by the fact that these companies really want to import the GPUs. Part of what we’ve learned over the course of the Trump administration so far is that even when Trump is offering them, the Chinese government is like, “I’m not entirely sure we even want these companies to buy them.”
So, yes, we have some equilibrium right now, but I definitely see a world in which chunks of the Chinese government see something like RASA and say, “All right, great. These companies thought they could get cute and not really invest in the domestic ecosystem, and now they’re going to really have to play ball.”
I think there are also other things going on with Xi that would make him less likely to want to declare economic warfare on the US by doing something as dramatic as shutting off all global manufacturing of chip production, even if we end up figuring out how to do PCB—
Yeah, but we already shut them off.
Why wouldn’t they retaliate?
Because then you get into a tit for tat. And, by the way, this economy isn’t growing, and unemployment’s at 20%. Look, we’ve—
Every single time we’ve gotten into that tit for tat, it’s led to a compromise, and there was no tit for tat, right? Tariffs got reduced. There were some restrictions that went up, but mostly China didn’t just take it. They did retaliate, and the US economy and administration wouldn’t be willing to stomach the pain.
Yeah. They didn’t in 2022. They didn’t in—
Well, in 2022, the loophole—
They didn’t—
The rules had so many loopholes.
Yeah. They didn’t in 2023, and they didn’t in 2024. I think Trump kept doing the war in Iran even though he lost 10 Senate seats. I think there’s an aspect of pain, especially in a second-term lame duck, when all the cabinet is leaking against Lutnick because they’re pissed. There was an Axios report that said China is already breaking the trade deal and doing economic warfare against the US. I don’t think escalatory dominance is something we should completely assume on the part of the Chinese government.
The other argument I’d make is that in RASA, if China has access to compute outside of China, they’re now paying humongous margin dollars to the US ecosystem, right? If you take a megawatt of compute outside of China, there are multiple layers of margin stacking. First of all, Nvidia’s making $7 million of profit per megawatt that gets deployed. In addition, the cloud provider is making another $7 million to $10 million of profit if it’s selling at today’s pricing.
There’s a tremendous amount of profit we get to capture. Companies like Anthropic, OpenAI, Google, Amazon, and Meta either do less of that because they don’t have the cloud, or they’re just flowing their own chips. The cost structure is so different. Why does China win? They have economies of scale, and their cost structure is better. Why does American AI win? Our cost structure is better, and our economies of scale are higher.
Allowing them to ship all this money out—if ByteDance wants to compete with Meta in the global market on video recommendation algorithms, Meta potentially has a fourth of the cost of compute. If you don’t let ByteDance directly buy the chips, but you do let them rent them—
Yeah. But here’s the thing. We want to compare ByteDance and Meta, but Zuck was totally fine letting TikTok spend billions of dollars on Instagram ads, right? If you just don’t let them play the game, then you kind of win by default.
And also, Dylan, isn’t there enormous demand, even in our shaky AI times over the past week? Do you really think it wouldn’t be better for the US to get ahead by having however many gigawatts are currently flowing through Malaysia into the Chinese ecosystem help OpenAI, Anthropic, and DeepMind make better models?
I think there’s also a reflexive nature to this. I’m just going to devil’s advocate this for a while—
Okay.
—I think we’re generally pretty close, but it’s fun to devil’s advocate so people hear. This is sort of what Jensen’s argument was, to some extent: “AI diffusion across the US is largely aided by Chinese models.” If we look at total AI ARR in the AI ecosystem, and add up all the application-layer companies running on open models, it’s well north of $10 billion. It’s not some tiny amount of open-model revenue going to American companies.
DeepSeek makes less revenue than Baseten, Fireworks, and all these guys serving the Chinese models. America is making so much money off the Chinese models, and it’s amazing. It lets us accrue and invest more and more.
Yes, ByteDance bought a bunch of ads on TikTok, and Zuck didn’t really see the threat immediately. Of course, everyone’s short-sighted; everyone makes mistakes. Jensen got a little horny. It was his short-sighted mistake at the end of the day. But, come on.
He did more than that, right? It’s clear what he did—
He had many relationships over a long period of time, yes.
It’s not just the women. It’s doing a little more than turning a blind eye to the fact that his suppliers were not only doing the Malaysia thing, which is kind of legal even today, but bringing the chips into China—
No, it’s fully legal. I don’t think it’s just kind of legal.
Yeah, no. I mean, these are ethical hoops. This is unethical.
I think it’s about the letter of the law versus the spirit of the law. Jensen is in these closed-door meetings with a lot of US leaders, who clearly have the spirit of wanting to slow down China’s advance. He has decisions he can make, and they didn’t necessarily point to the exact—
But I don’t think that’s why he’s losing his job. I think he lost his job because there’s some evidence that they knew the chips were going into China—
One thousand percent. That has nothing to do with the affair.
Yeah. And look, circumstantially around Jensen, his Taiwan sales manager is indicted for smuggling chips out of Taiwan. His closest OEM partner, Supermicro, had its COO and co-founder—or head of sales, whatever, Wally—arrested. One of their sales managers is currently a fugitive in Taiwan. So it’s not out of the blue that they’re cracking down on this, and that people around him are being caught with clear evidence. The picture of the Supermicro Taiwan guy with a hairdryer in his hand, moving the stickers from the fake servers onto the real ones—or from the real ones—
Unbelievable.
—onto the fake servers that passed an audit in September of last year is pretty damning evidence that they’re aware of this and actively working—
And there was no honeypot required to get Jensen to do that with Supermicro.
Well, I think the evidence that needs to pass the test would be Jensen actually knowing about this, being complicit in it, and doing something. But either way—
If I had to guess—
—the public opinion that terminated him—
—I bet the board has some evidence here.
—right now, right?
If I had to guess, the board has evidence on this.
I mean—
Yeah.
How do you explain no longer reporting Singapore revenue?
Yeah. I mean—
True. Yeah.
The circumstantial evidence is there. I think this is the big thing: even in the case of his affairs, people would point and say, “Well, it’s not technically illegal,” except the spirit of his actions is against the interests of other people who have a different opinion about the relationship the US should have with China and the technology they’re working on there. And it’s a convenient time, right around the midterms, when he gets whacked.
The cover is gone, right? The cabinet members basically took the blue wave as, “Okay, it’s fine. We can now blow the cover, and it’s over for Lutnick and Jensen.”
Yeah, basically, because—
It’s pretty clear Lutnick always—and Trump—wanted to make deals, and they used export restrictions as a deal-making tool. But in another sense, it’s the law. You can’t negotiate with the law. You make a law, and you enforce it.
No, I think enforcement has been a big question so far. If you look at the Biden-era diffusion framework, it was passed and then just not enforced. It’s still on the books. Trump just directed people not to enforce that framework.
Really? The diffusion rules weren’t removed? I didn’t realize. I thought we would have to repass them.
It’s not really a law in the traditional sense. It’s like a—
Executive action.
No, it’s guidance to the BIS, basically.
Yes. Kessler never published real guidance saying, “We are no longer doing this.” He just made a footnote somewhere that said, “By the way, guys, don’t worry about this. We’re going to bring a new thing for you soon.” That was in May 2025. The level of indecision and incompetence we’ve seen, and the cognitive dissonance in this policy process, is really breathtaking.
But anyway, I want to come to Jordan. Jordan, what’s your RASA take? Where do you want to put the temperature on just how many chips we should let China access remotely?
I think what Dylan said about having the US be able to monitor what China is doing with the chips, as well as having the option to cut off its access and then start to use the chips for what it wants in a future where the intelligence wars are playing out and there’s an escalation, is important optionality for them.
The other thing is that it’s so clear how much American companies benefit from a mutually beneficial relationship with China, Chinese companies, Chinese researchers, Chinese software, and Chinese people. Lots of Chinese citizens work for the frontier labs today, or people who were born in mainland China. It’s really complicated for me to understand. We work with engineers based in China sometimes who work for Nvidia and AMD, have access to early products, bring up the new GPUs, and work on the software and low-level hardware. As tensions escalate, all of this relationship breaks down, and everything gets harder for everybody.
Insofar as anybody is pro-AI, this is a bad day for AI progress. As tensions escalate, it seems like a bad day for AI progress. That would be my high-level take.
1. China’s Chipmaking Catch Up
The one thing about RASA that makes it clear to me is, like you said, China is trying to get off GPUs. In our tracking in February, GLM was released with support for 7 domestic accelerators, not just Huawei, but also Moore Threads, Hygon, Cambricon, Kunlun, MetaX, and Enflame. DeepSeek published a megakernel with Huawei Ascend for its V4 model. Meituan claims it trained LongCat entirely on Ascend. People don’t even train on AMD. In the US, it’s only Nvidia or TPU that you can train on.
That’s happening with or without the remote access laws being passed. It’s more about motivation. I think it’s a lot about inference as well. Are you going to let ByteDance compete globally with inference capacity from these providers on Nvidia GPUs? Or are you just not going to let them into the US, let them have a business in Southeast Asia or anywhere else, or make them serve it from within China? That’s an open question.
The final thing is that there are so many ways in which I personally, and many people I know who work at the American labs, learn from people in China. If you cut off those direct working relationships, I think it’s a one-way street. It’s really hard to understand how you roll this stuff back.
But then, to Dylan’s point, I’d love to get your take on this: I think you can do all of the meaningful restrictions just by focusing on ASML and the MATCH Act. Expand it beyond EUV and stop them getting access to EUV tools, too. They need a lot of those tools if they’re going to produce any of these chips that go into data centers. Make them build lithography from scratch. That’s kind of the easiest way to stop them making progress here.
The main thing people don’t understand is that they think if you remove one item at the top of the supply chain, they won’t do everything. I’ve used this analogy a hundred times, but it’s the jigsaw puzzle: you remove one piece, and they’ll engineer that piece. If you blow up the board, it’s harder.
At the end of the day, this is an economic war. If you think you can get away with something without much blowback, without huge ramifications across supply chains, you’re not going to be able to solve the issue. You have to flip the table if you want it to happen.
The best way to flip the table is to prevent them from buying relatively low-value goods, or goods with low total market cap value, and make them buy the expensive stuff. Don’t let them buy ASML equipment and make chips and models. Don’t let them buy ASML equipment. Don’t let them buy chips; make them rent the chips. Don’t let them rent the chips; make them buy the AI. Make them transfer up the value chain, where the value chain gets larger and larger. If you do that, China has a massive economic disadvantage. This is a scale game, and therefore the West will win.
I think that’s the key reason. They’re going to be pissed about whatever you ban. Ban the thing at the bottom of the totem pole and chop the legs out from underneath them. Don’t just attack the top spear, the AI aspect, the chips. Focus on how you make the chips. Focus on the equipment to make the chips. That’s what’s more important.
I think it’s also a timing thing. We’re watching China on the rise, and I think that in response to a lot of these actions, they don’t want to escalate because the longer they wait in these intelligence wars, the more time they have to catch up. There’s a lot of discourse about whether the gap is wider or smaller. I would say the gap in model capabilities is wider at this point, but the gap in chip capabilities is as close as it’s ever been. Ascend chips are pretty comparable to Hopper chips. Just look at Huawei’s phone chips right now. If you look at Kirin and compare it to what Apple is shipping for phone SoCs, it’s as good or better.
That’s the thing to focus on, not the models, which I think are much more clearly behind the American frontier at this point.
There’s a lot here. To start, the lodestar from a national interest China perspective is relative capability. Even if this is bad for progress, if our ecosystem is 20% cut off but the gap between the US and China is getting tighter, then that may be worse than if the ecosystem is 40% or 50% cut off at different levels, however you want to slice it. The delta is increasing over time.
You mentioned the Kirin chips versus iPhone chips, and where Huawei is versus Nvidia chips. But the question isn’t just capability; it’s also scale. That’s where it comes back to equipment. Yes, it sucks, or it’s not ideal, that China has been able to break through the 14-nanometer line that we tried to draw in the sand in 2022. But again, it’s a scale game. It’s not just that you can make 1,000 chips. You need to make 100,000. You need to have megawatts upon megawatts of advanced hardware to train and deliver this AI in a way that makes a difference to your economy.
As long as you get the equipment side right, it makes it so much harder for the Chinese ecosystem to compete with the American one if they can’t rely on the Japanese and the Dutch. They already can’t buy the stuff from the Americans, so it’s not like we’re screwing over US companies on the semiconductor manufacturing equipment side. It’s making sure that the Japanese, Dutch, and Koreans can’t make up for the fact that we’re not able to sell to them.
I hear you, Jordan, on the interpersonal stuff. There is an aspect of this that is deeply tragic. AI has the potential to deliver incredible things for humanity. There is a side of this that’s a beautiful, humanity-scale experiment to make the future now.
But the problem is that the US and China have a lot of issues with each other, and China happens to be run by an authoritarian leader who runs a Leninist system. It’s not necessarily Liang Wenfeng’s fault that that’s the case. It absolutely isn’t. There are old blog posts of his talking about how he’s not interested. You can read in his writing a vision of the world that’s much more unified and holistic than what you see from Xi Jinping, his speeches, and his framing of the world as a struggle for commanding heights.
But Liang Wenfeng doesn’t run the country. Xi does. He’s been doing it for 15 years, and he’s going to be around for a long time to come. That’s the reality people need to operate under.
Jensen clearly didn’t. He didn’t buy into this framework. He didn’t think China advancing at the same clip as the U.S. was a problem. There’s enough of a consensus among America’s elected officials that that’s wrong that we’ve come to where we are now.
2. Why Open Models Lag
Dylan, any closing policy thoughts? I want your take on how bad it is that Jensen’s now off the table for the future of American innovation. We should talk about open models. He was the big champion, right? Dylan, you were saying earlier that you still don’t understand why someone didn’t spend a few billion dollars, make something better than Kimi or DeepSeek, and open-source it.
Because it’s not just money.
I guess that was supposed to be—
It’s talent, man. All of the most talented people primarily work at the major labs: Anthropic, OpenAI, DeepMind, and Meta TBD. Those who don’t are split across a hundred different startups. There’s no startup—I mean, yes, Thinking Machines has a crack team, but is Thinking Machines as good as Moonshot? No. Moonshot is probably just as good as the U.S. labs skill-wise. They just have a big deficit in compute and deployment.
If we don’t have a compute scale advantage, then you don’t win. These smaller labs have spent a lot of money on models, but DeepMind, Groq, and Meta have regularly fallen behind the frontier of Chinese labs, even though they’re spending more. It’s not just, “Spend a few billion dollars and you can make a better model.” The innovation and the quality of the engineering and researchers at the Chinese labs are very high.
Data.
If we don’t have a compute scale advantage, then you don’t win. These smaller labs have spent a lot of money on models, but DeepMind, Groq, and Meta have regularly fallen behind the frontier of Chinese labs, even though they’re spending more. It’s not just, “Spend a few billion dollars and you can make a better model.” The innovation and the quality of the engineering and researchers at the Chinese labs are very high.
Wait a second. NVIDIA did spend this money and try to do it, and still didn’t produce anything with Nemotron that was better than the open-source models from the Chinese labs. So even though Jensen is a big supporter of open source, you’re not guaranteed to be effective just because you pour money and time into it. It’s hard. You need compute, people, and data.
So we just have to get Alex Wang on the case? Is that the only zero-to-one we’ve had that’s been successful in the past 3 years?
They hired a ton of great researchers, have a ton of compute, and spent a bunch of money on high-quality data. That’s part of it. I don’t know. I think there are 2 things the discourse is shifting toward that I’m not completely against, but I want to approach with more nuance.
One is ramping up export controls in the form of RASA and MATCH and the diffusion framework, as if that’s obviously good and the U.S. should do it immediately. I’m not sure people are thinking through all the implications, which is what we tried to discuss here.
3. NVIDIA After Jensen
The second is people saying, “Jensen leaves NVIDIA, and the company is guaranteed to go to zero. It could never run without him, and it has such a unique organizational structure.” All of that is true, but the more nuanced take is that NVIDIA is fine in the short term. They need to deliver on existing commitments to customers and build a bunch of GPUs with the supply chain they have. Nobody set them up for success as well as Jensen could.
Now they need to execute on what he set up for Rubin and Rubin Ultra. A lot of people know what to do. They know their marching orders, their responsibilities, and the mission. The really big test for NVIDIA is that Jensen has been incredibly good at retaining talent, especially on his executive team. There have been very few high-profile departures. A lot of people retire, and basically only Rene Haas has gone to Arm and become a CEO elsewhere. There aren’t many EVPs, SVPs, or VPs who leave NVIDIA.
This is when Jensen and the mission aren’t at the helm. Somebody needs to keep giving people compensation and direction, and retain them. This is probably when the sharks are in the water. VCs are going to come in and offer people billions of dollars to start their own chip companies, their own neocloud labs, and say, “Hey, you should come join us over here.”
We’ll see in the medium to long term whether NVIDIA can operate without Jensen. If a year from now we’ve seen a bunch of departures, I’m going to be really concerned about their future. If a year from now everybody is still rowing in the same direction, Colette is driving things, or somebody else—especially a technical leader—has emerged, like Ian Buck stepping up, or maybe they transition Michael Kagan out of the CTO role, then I’d come back and say I’m much more confident in NVIDIA.
I really think people are underestimating NVIDIA’s dominance in the supply chain, its sales and support, its relationships with the neoclouds, and its investments in the labs and startups. It can use its balance sheet to backstop everybody and make them partners. It can invest in everybody and acquire these companies as soon as they’re successful. It’s still NVIDIA’s to lose, and I think there’s a very high chance they’ll still be doing just fine 2, 3, or 4 years from now.
Another open question is: if some people get poached, raise big rounds, and start doing new things, is that really the worst thing? Are we sure that’s the worst thing for the Western ecosystem—to have different people trying new bets?
The other question is that we’re going from a founder to someone who isn’t the founder. Aside from executing on the roadmap, there must be some big, out-of-consensus things Jensen would have done over the next 5 or 10 years that might not have paid off for another 5 or 10 years. To what extent does that happen half as much? To what extent does it happen outside NVIDIA, in some EVP’s new startup? That’s the question I have, going from the Jobs era to the Tim Cook era of NVIDIA.
I’m certainly not sitting here saying this is a really good day for NVIDIA.
I don’t understand why NVIDIA isn’t down a lot more.
I think it’s really bad, for sure. But I’m talking to people, and they’re saying, “NVIDIA’s at zero.” You used the Apple versus Steve Jobs analogy. If you bought stock when Steve Jobs went on leave and then passed away, you’d have made a ton of money on Apple stock since then.
Yeah, but didn’t he come back?
No, he was gone. Gone 2.0. I think this is Jobs leaving in 2015, not leaving in ’99.
Sorry, okay. I thought you meant the original gone.
Apple in 2015, looking back, is a buy.
I think Steve Jobs wasn’t a maniacal guy who ran every single part of his company. He cared about every aspect of his firm, but at the end of the day, I don’t think he exerted as much control over Apple as Jensen does over NVIDIA or Elon does over his companies.
Really?
I don’t know Steve Jobs or Apple as well. I’ve only read some books, but it doesn’t seem like he was that important to Apple. I just don’t think it’s the same level of work.
So how do you think they’ll falter? If they start faltering, on what dimensions will that happen?
I think if there are any manufacturing issues with Rubin, people are distracted and Jensen isn’t there. Things get solved more slowly. Things get solved by committees. Things don’t get escalated up. How many times at SemiAnalysis have we emailed Jensen to get something solved? Why are we emailing Jensen to fix something in open-source software? And yet that’s the only way we get it solved, and we’re irrelevant. Compare that to actual companies in the space. How often is Jensen going out there and solving a problem? From what I’ve heard from everyone around the ecosystem, it’s a lot.
How many times has Elon told Jensen something, Jensen gone and told his team, and the team fixed it? The team was trying to work with the team.
Yeah. All of the—
And it doesn't work out.
All of these examples of the reasons why NVIDIA would technically have problems going forward were actually already present with Jensen at the helm. They have a big problem with all the custom chips coming up that are—
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
But I'm saying Rubin could slip. The yield curve could look worse. Feynman could slip. Feynman could be less aggressive. One of the popular stories I love telling is that Volta didn't have Tensor Cores until 3 months before tape-out. Jensen was the one who decided this, right? There are little people bickering, and then Jensen's like, “No, AI is the way. Let's do fucking Tensor Cores.” It's like, fuck everything else. I don't care that we're 3 months away from tape-out and you say it'll take 6 months to incorporate the change. You're going to do it, and you're going to do it now.
Stack on 100 of these decisions: Feynman could be much worse than it is, and it could come later. Rubin's yield ramp could be slower. Rubin Ultra could be slower. The de-spec on Rubin Ultra could take longer to do, or might not even get done, and therefore the volumes NVIDIA can ship are lower. There are a bajillion things you could decide. XYZ things on software. DeepSeek open-sourcing all this software, and DPP, and all this stuff that Moonshot's doing and making KDA work—that shit's going to take forever to get up and running at high efficiency at NVIDIA relative to before. Maybe it's only a week, but each of these things and decisions, and Jensen driving things, and the supply chain giving him 70% of their supply instead of much less because it's Jensen—all of these things are exacerbating. In 2029, the best chips might not be NVIDIA's, and they might not have the majority of the supply chain.
Yeah. Well, I mean—
Yeah.
That's relevant to the stock, right? But I think this is 2026, not 2022. There are lots of other competent teams running at this in a way that there kind of was only one before.
NVIDIA is still the fair watermark. NVIDIA's still the leader. They are still driving the industry. If NVIDIA slows down, it's not like someone else accelerated. NVIDIA slowed down, and so someone else is the best.
Yeah, it's a question mark maybe, depending on your situation for inference, and then the phone, all of computing—
No matter what, the industry is progressing more slowly. Hardware progresses more slowly without Jensen at the helm of NVIDIA, period. Yes, there are competitors, but without NVIDIA in the lead, people are running less fast. Even if they're running as fast as they were before, because NVIDIA was in the lead and they're no longer as relevant, progress has slowed. This is a real slowdown in progress.
Man, this is pretty morbid for all of us here. It's sad. This is very Shakespearean.
Dude, I was so sad. I've been a Jensen fanboy since I was a teenager. I don't think people understand how much I look up to the man and love him. It's crazy.
And it's sad, the circumstance. A lot of us were always impressed by NVIDIA, and to see— I think a lot of people are trying to excuse conduct that's just so bad to read about this. I see all the memes about it. I don't know.
Dude, the memes are fire. These past few days, the memes are up there with Republican primaries in 2014 and 2015. The memes are that fucking good.
Yeah. I laugh and then I'm sad. That's what the memes are doing to me right now.
Eliot Spitzer, as a little high schooler into politics, was my hero. He was crusading against corruption, governor of New York State, and then it comes out that he'd passed an anti-prostitution law, and then it comes out that he had $2,000-an-hour escorts and had to leave the governorship. That was my wake-up moment, realizing that these men with egos aren't necessarily all they're cut out to be. It's not surprising, but it is depressing, and it reminds you that humans are frail. Don't ever meet your heroes. But we could still look up to Lisa Su, right? She's still there for us. Dylan, who's your dream new NVIDIA CEO? Who are we putting in if we can snap our fingers?
If I could snap my fingers, Lisa Su, but I don't think she'll do it. Charlie Kawwas. Johny Srouji. Charlie Kawwas. Charlie Kawwas would be the best.
How about you, Jordan?
Well, if Charlie's on the table, I'll just say Hock Tan, man. Bring the guy in and tear it to pieces—
I think Hock is too good of a businessman. I think Charlie is a bit more technical and less of a businessman than Hock, even though Hock is a really good businessman. I think you actually want Charlie for that dynamic.
Yeah, my personal opinion is a lady named Colette Kress. I really look forward to working with her, and I am—
Well, we do love Colette. She's great.
—very impressed, yeah.
There is no—I know you guys are buds. There is no way the CFO of NVIDIA isn't implicated in whatever has been happening with these chips. It's just not possible. I could not fathom a world—
We don't know how deep this web goes, but I don't see how it's possible that Jensen and Colette aren't both involved. I don't know. It's hard. Colette's not the one who's in Asia making the agreement, so maybe she could pretend, “Oh, I didn't know. I signed a lot of pieces of paper.” I don't know.
But she—
The web goes deep.
Look, she's going to have to testify in front of Congress about just how much she didn't know, and there are going to be congressional investigations into this. It may be true, but that's why you want a technical CEO or someone from outside, because I just don't understand how someone deeply involved with the operations and interacting with the clients—
Yeah, the new CEO isn't going to be called to testify for days and days and days. They get to focus on the company.
Yeah. Look, I think the fact that this originates from the intelligence community kind of rules out the person who is immediately installed as CEO having in-depth knowledge of it. The board has clearly been briefed on something initially that Rubio knew back in May, before they did the visit to China and stuff. I think that would be really strange. But—
It's not the Chinese spy. It's all the facts with Supermicro. It's not the affair anymore. It's Supermicro, it's Megaspeed, it's chip smuggling into China, and the sort of willful covering of your eyes—
Yeah. Willful ignorance, yeah.
I think anyone who's complicit in that is going to have a really hard time staying out of the line of fire.
Yeah. I'm watching the Supermicro indictment really closely to see how they actually play out prosecuting this stuff, because they flipped the guy who was doing the hairdryer stuff, taping and moving the stickers, who deleted his encrypted messaging app the day he got arrested. Apparently he's working with the prosecutors now. We'll see what happens there. There's not really an obvious way to hide this stuff and be willfully ignorant in the technology-connected internet world we live in right now, when you're trying to do things in Taiwan from the U.S. We'll see. I would find it really strange if they immediately installed somebody who was completely complicit in all the same stuff as Jensen, which is motivating the change.
Maybe. I don't know. I hope not. I hope she does a great job. I hope she delivers all our new chips online and brings me AGI, but we'll see. Any closing thoughts? Sorry.
I think the closing thought is just that there's potential for NVIDIA to go into civil war here over this, because she's interim. She's not full-time. I think there's a constant clash in any company between finance, technology, and sales—the three big areas. Sales wants to do deals. Technology wants to make big bets. Finance needs to figure out how to pay for it. Finance is in charge now. Well, we know what's going to happen to the NVIDIA business going forward.
It’s probably going to be very profitable for a little while, and then medium to long term it’s probably going to look a lot different. My closing thought on the political side is that I really hope the people who are—
Pass the MATCH Act.
Yeah, I really hope people are—
Pass the fucking MATCH Act.
—thinking this through. Think this stuff through, guys. Please.
I think you can be a hawk and have a debate on RASA, but it’s hard to have a debate on—
Yeah. It seems so obvious. Anyway, we’ll be watching closely, guys.
All right. We’ll—yeah. Tune in for more. I tweeted on Monday, “I did my emergency pod.” Or we should just end it. Let’s end it.
Say it. Say it. What’s up?
Oh, no. I think I did my emergency pod on—
Saturday.
—Friday. I was like, “Oh, man, how many days is it going to take before I have to do another one?” Six days. Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
So, tight turnaround.
A daily emergency pod. That’s what we were saying internally. Every single one of our pods has to be named “Emergency” right now. What do you think’s going to happen next week, Dylan? How can we ramp up from here?
All right.
We thought the Anthropic investment was a greater thing through the capital markets, but now the CEO of the biggest, most valuable, most important company in the world goes away. What are we doing here? What can we—
Look, AI 2027 said China wakes up to AI in November. So we’ve got a big bear awakening.
Next November, or right now?
No, no. We’ve got to—
This November.
—we’ve got to nationalize Anthropic and SpaceX. And then Dario gets thrown in jail.
All secret subscriptions gone.
Oh, no, no, no. I’m just saying, for season two, we’ve got to up the stakes, right? For our next emergency pod, if they want it to go crazier—
Hold on. Okay, to—
—if they want it to go crazier.
Just to be clear, how do you think it functionally plays out to nationalize a company of that size?
I have no idea. No, it’s not actually going to happen. Sorry. We’ve got to end this podcast in like 3 minutes.
We have to kind of force the CEO out and install somebody new who’ll be happy to work this over.
We lost the thread.
Okay, we can cut all this, but—
I mean, I know—
I mean—
I know Jordan’s a socialist, and he loves and admires China so much, so—
Don’t you call this Canadian. Wait, what?
No, no, Schneider, Schneider, Schneider.
Oh, Schneider.
You need to pass some more powerful AI, AGI—you know, there needs to be some legislation around it. I don’t think the executive branch can just nationalize something like that.
Okay, cut this part out, but what I’m getting at is that I think we are watching the nationalization of NVIDIA play out right now. This is the equivalent of Jack Ma disappearing.
Leave it in.
I don’t think so at all.
I disagree completely.
I don’t think so at all.
I disagree completely, Jordan.
All he had to do was not sell chips to people smuggling them to China, and he would’ve been fine. That’s all he had to do.
Yeah, so he does something against the national interest, and the national intelligence community comes in, takes him out, and installs somebody they have more influence over.
I mean, yeah, when you break the law, there are consequences.
It’s not influence. It’s just don’t break the fucking law.
Yeah, just don’t break the law.
Okay, sorry, guys. Sorry for the conspiracy theory.
He can advocate all he wants. He can scream to the rafters and tweet.
He could’ve done H20 all he wanted to, and then we would—he didn’t break the law. He did H800. He didn’t break the law.
Wait, all you’re saying right now is he deserved to be nationalized, which, fair enough.
No.
He did.
No.
I’m saying that—
There’s so much between “don’t break the law” and “nationalized.” This is a fucking massive chasm.
Are you saying that this is not them nationalizing?
They are not nationalizing NVIDIA right now. That’s crazy.
No chance. Absolutely no chance. Absolutely no chance.
What is the difference? What would they have to do for it to look like nationalization to you?
I don’t know. AOC becomes president.
What does nationalization even mean to you?
I’m stunned into silence, guys.
Sorry, what does nationalization mean to you?
Where is my point?
Does it mean a CEO who—
Yeah, they have to remove the CEO—
—who doesn’t break the law?
No, you—
I don’t know. The people we’ve said for CEO are not nationalizing the company. They’re just logical CEOs.
Right, so let’s see who it is. Jared Kushner for CEO of NVIDIA.
When Donald Jr. becomes CEO, then we’ll know—
No, no—
—who was really behind this from the beginning. Oh my God. All right.
I don’t know. Maybe this is too far gone for you guys, but I think that’s exactly what’s happening right now. Anyway, cut this part out.
Well, it’s aligning a country—
No, leave it in. Leave it in.
—it’s aligning a country with the laws on the books.
I don’t think so.
Like—
Leave it in, Jordan.
All right. We’ll leave it in. Okay.
All right, you guys got on camera pushing back at my wild conspiracy theory that I came up with—
Press the button. Press the button. Vance, end this.
—and I didn’t rip everything we’ve said today on this show. It’s not financial advice. Don’t come after me, please.
Wait, who’s going to end the—
Vance isn’t even here. Where is he at?
Somebody press the button. Dylan, can you press the button? Is it on your computer?
I don’t know. We’ve got people recording this.
Dude, I can’t press the button.